Cockrubber

One who rubs cock for money; whore; hoe; ho; whoe; whoree; whorre.

Miyazaki: $00.02 Per rubbence of cock.
Grant: WOW! What a grat offer! Set me on fire baby ;)

by Miyazaki June 28, 2004

Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cock Rubber D

Legendary underground soul/funk dj.

Cock Rubber D spins vinyl with his 12". Cock rubber D has mad spinning skillz. Cock rubber d brought the house down last night, with his 12". pljr's favorite deejay.

Fuck cock, did you bring your balls with you into work today?

by Tyler Homan June 29, 2009

cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

by yocockumber September 14, 2011

Cockjobber

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

by mjolnir February 16, 2009