Crockered 

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

Crockered by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

Crockered 

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

Crockered by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022

betty crockered 

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

betty crockered by City Slickers June 26, 2014

Betty Crockered 

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

Betty Crockered by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Cokered 

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.

"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."

Cokered by Project AV April 16, 2013

crockerphilia 

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

crockerphilia by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

Barry Crocker 

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

Barry Crocker by lostempire June 11, 2006