Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

Cackered by Tomadango August 29, 2019

cream crackered 

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004

Cackeyed 

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

Cackeyed by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011

Cream Crackered 

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

Cream Crackered by Teatard January 28, 2009

cackerdown 

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

cackerdown by cackerdown June 21, 2018

Cankered 

A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.

Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!

Cankered by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

cream crackered (sex edition) 

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

cream crackered (sex edition) by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021