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cockchan

Kacchan, but with cocks
Friend: Hey! Look it’s Cockchan!
Other Friend: AHH COCKCHAN I LOVE YOUUU AND YOUR COCKS
by Loooooooonnnnaaaa February 6, 2021
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Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)
I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.
by agrafos April 26, 2010
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cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
by stance July 16, 2004
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cockhands

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"
by storkman January 17, 2008
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Cuckchan

A miserable website for low IQ retard subhumanites
I just chugged my soy latte while browsing cuckchan. Shit was so rad fam.
by Blank Man 2.0 January 13, 2019
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cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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Cockchafer

1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.

Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.

They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.

They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.



2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug

2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
by MJA88 February 28, 2009
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