cockcan

when a penis is wider than a coke can, but the can beats it in the length department.

HA HA he had a cockcan.

by ontherag November 16, 2005

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockcam

The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants

person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!

by patzillas September 8, 2011

cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

cockanator

1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.

He's such a cockanator.

by define it now January 19, 2009

cocksand

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018