A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
by Gas king March 17, 2021
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Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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by JeMaSh January 27, 2011
Get the Cockmonia mug.1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch
2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"
"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"
2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"
"What is he, a cockaholic?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"
"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"
2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"
"What is he, a cockaholic?"
by corauratum February 16, 2013
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"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006
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by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014
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