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stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003

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Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.
"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"
by marty February 18, 2005

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when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty October 16, 2003

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discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation
My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!
by Marty October 19, 2003

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V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
by Marty October 19, 2003

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to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter
Maria tickled the bottoms of Brett's feet and made him laugh out loud
by Marty October 16, 2003

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A heavy liquid (CHCl3) which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects. Thought to be carcinogenic, toxic to the heart and liver. Abuse can cause sudden death.
Chloroform is nothing to fuck around with.
by Marty October 22, 2003

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