Marty's definitions

Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.

I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.

by Marty January 29, 2005

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005

social Stalking

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.

Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.

by Marty October 1, 2003

ink

Another name for menstrual fluid.

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.

by marty January 22, 2003

fentanyl

A rapid acting synthetic opioid narcotic used primarily in surgery. Narrow therapeutic index.

They put Pete under with fentanyl before they took his appendix out.

by Marty October 22, 2003

audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

by marty May 13, 2005