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female captain..preferably a fat and filthy whore that pushes men around
all hail the captress!!bitch be P.M.S.ing!!
captress by theAphoristX November 15, 2010

Cocktress 

Vegas cocktress make really good money off tips.
Cocktress by Albe__rt September 20, 2017
N. Used as vulgar term to insult people by suggesting the 'insultee' is a female gay person (lesbian,) that likes to eat pussy all day, everyday, and likes to fuck pussy using every disgusting thing that anyone could ever think of. You would use this term on a straight person, because as you may have thought, the insult doesn't work on lesbians, or bisexual people.
You are such a fucking cootress loser!
Cootress by Yip Yip Fog September 23, 2005

chactress 

A woman who acts on a chat. Online actress.
Carol is a good chactress; she can disguise her moods when she is online.
chactress by Jeevan Joseph John June 22, 2006

Constressful 

When you're so confused that you become stressed from your lack of understanding.
This project is so constressful. The teacher never explained what we're supposed to be doing and it's due tomorrow.
Constressful by Yagagagdodo February 4, 2019

Constressed 

She is constressed living in confusing and stressful times.
Also, constressing....This is a constressing situation.
The staff are constressed because they find the new process both confusing and stressful.
Constressed by Zooming August 30, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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