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Catresse 

A divine QUEEN. She appears hard on the outside but inside she’s just as cold if you cross her. Otherwise, she’s simply magnetic. Even when she’s cold, she’s hard to not want around. She’s extremely beautiful and gives the best head. But that’s only if you’re lucky enough to get it. She’s a mystery everyone wants to solve. She loves hard but hates even harder. She can be a true bitch and her words are lethal when angered but it never changes her love for you. She is typically artistically talented and fashion forward. Women envy her and all of their men’s want her. But she never checks for ANYONE so MOST times peoples men are safe. She’s witty, pretty and always gets down to the nitty gritty. Her investigation skills are through the ROOF! and I ain’t talking German Shepard. CIA ain’t got shit on her.
You are so Catresse.

I dream of a Catresse.
Catresse by The Opp November 22, 2021
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A girl who is ratchet, but EXTREMELY FUNNY and cute. A really good friend and very trustworthy.
An amazing girl who makes me smile every time you see her. When she's gone you realized that you need to talk to her more.
Really good at singing, and looks cute in glasses and her hair tied in a bun. A person loved by everyone.
Gives really good advice when you need it. Sweeps you off your feet with that smile.
She is just cute, funny, caring, adorable, and beautiful.
OMG WHO DAT?

OH DATS CARESSE YO.
Caresse by FAVRATCH May 10, 2013
The word caresse is a mixture of the names Carlos and Jesse. Caresse is always there for you and when you are sad she will be there for you
Hey caresse

Hey what's wrong
Oh nothing

Hey you can tell me
Caresse by Raven racer November 29, 2016

caressence  

{noun} the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, place, or thing.
The french fry had a salty caressence to it.
A loving person that u will always love and a mother of 3 kids twins and a little chocolate baby

ad always has been stressbut always will do what she needs to do to make things right
capresse u are a great person and u will always be loved,.
capresse by sariah, hall May 14, 2018

Caressea 

A woman who makes Aphrodite herself look like a slut. Her magnificence and beautiy make Earth look like a rusty rock with no radiance or color. She can make anyones depressing world change to fucking amazing happy-go-lucky. She maybe loud, but she is full of life.
Hey, that's Caressea, the I swear she is vibrant and randiant light looks like darkness.
Caressea by MastrOfDisastr1 July 17, 2011

caressed by the devil 

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.
"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."
caressed by the devil by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011
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