chactress
chactress by Jeevan Joseph John June 22, 2006
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Cheatress
Cheatress by PerfectPaisley June 24, 2013
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chactress • Chantress and Chill • Chartreuse • Chuntress • captress • Catresse • chantessa • charessa • charesser • chartreuse harness
Chuntress
The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010
Chartreuse
Chartreuse is a word that you can use to describe anything from a delicious meal to a fine looking woman. Anything that takes your breath away.
"Yo did you see the waitress at the lizard cafe? Her squat game must be on point because that booty chartreuse"
Chartreuse by dyzalmac28 February 25, 2015
Chartreuse
Chartreuse by grassmoon March 15, 2004
chartreuse
1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true.
2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.
3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.
4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.
5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.
2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.
3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.
4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.
5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.
1. Person A: I heard she plays with power tools and has sexual intercourse with bears. Person B: Man, that shit is chartreuse.
2. He told me that he had licked the Washington Monument when he visited it last summer, but I knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.
3. Don't try to chartreuse me, I know you left that party alone.
4. She was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.
5. "With a pint of green Chartreuse ain't nothin' seems right / You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night." - Tom Waits, "Til the Money Runs Out"
2. He told me that he had licked the Washington Monument when he visited it last summer, but I knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.
3. Don't try to chartreuse me, I know you left that party alone.
4. She was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.
5. "With a pint of green Chartreuse ain't nothin' seems right / You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night." - Tom Waits, "Til the Money Runs Out"
chartreuse by mako black April 22, 2009
Chuntress
The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010
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