coalson

The last name for a pervy little man, but is still loved by his little slut.

Little Slut- Daddy's last name is Coalson

coalson by ???!!?!?!?! September 15, 2017

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Phil Coulson 

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

Phil Coulson by AoS June 11, 2018

coulsonization 

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

coulsonization by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonist 

1. Fan and follower of the character Agent Phil Coulson from the Marvel Universe; somebody who is coulsonized.

2. Somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of Agent Coulson.

3. Person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.

(Note: female Coulsonists are often referred to as "Coulsonites". Coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)

- "Agent Coulson died in The Avengers."
- "Any Coulsonist would beg to differ."

coulsonist by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

agent coulson 

A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.

Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson

agent coulson by Zubin Sedghi November 5, 2015

christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.

Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.

christian coulson by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008