Coalton

Coalton, there’s not many like him and the ones that are, are usually spontaneous and extroverted and also fun to talk to

Hey it’s Coalton

by CoaltonHill September 23, 2021

Coalton

An ugly and stupid male. He doesn't know how to treat any women. His penis will generally be too large. Stay away from them.

He is such a coalton. You are acting like a coalton.

by poopinbasket December 19, 2011

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.

Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!

by suspiciousman30102 October 25, 2022