coalstones
“Hey Wong, i’m paying you for coal you arsehole and you’ve given me coalstones, I may as well set fire to a brick”
coalstones by templegate March 11, 2023
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coolstonks by turtleshelleater May 6, 2021
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coltonesque
1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.
2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.
3. A power-tripping system administrator.
Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.
3. A power-tripping system administrator.
Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
coltonesque by udu2 November 16, 2011
Coilstonen
Coilstonen by Fistdantilus February 6, 2019
colsonests
a girl who has a god complex and isn't welcome on EST twitter, don't forget that she invented the color pink and literally owns every single picture of colson.
colsonests by cactuspie January 23, 2021
CoolStonks
CoolStonks by stonksandthekiss April 16, 2022