coulsonist 

1. Fan and follower of the character Agent Phil Coulson from the Marvel Universe; somebody who is coulsonized.

2. Somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of Agent Coulson.

3. Person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.

(Note: female Coulsonists are often referred to as "Coulsonites". Coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)

- "Agent Coulson died in The Avengers."
- "Any Coulsonist would beg to differ."

coulsonist by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonization 

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

coulsonization by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Colonist Shuffle 

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

Colonist Shuffle by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Couponistani

A person hailing from the Pakistan or India who when shopping buys massive amounts of items on sale and tries to use coupons on all items which most of the time have already expired

I got stuck behind this Couponistani today buying 40 12-packs of Mountain Dew, he had a fit when they wouldn't take his coupons.

Couponistani by SkrullGuy January 2, 2011

Colonisti 

Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!

Tashak hai in Colonisti sa spargem niste seminte! Da Valah haide varu!

Colonisti by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020

Keyboard Colonist 

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

Keyboard Colonist by MCSpammer November 11, 2022