Coulson

The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.

Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.

by gohabsgo101 August 30, 2010

Coulson

Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.

I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!

by works4me June 24, 2014

Coulson

Someone who constantly complains about imaginary afflictions which cause them to be poor at sports

I was playing darts the other day and my gammy leg and dodgy eye were causing me to throw like a right Coulson!

by Burge-01 August 15, 2011

coulsonized

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonization

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).

1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.

by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010

Phil Coulson

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

by AoS June 1, 2018