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The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.
Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.
by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010
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Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.
I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!
by works4me June 24, 2014
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Someone who constantly complains about imaginary afflictions which cause them to be poor at sports
I was playing darts the other day and my gammy leg and dodgy eye were causing me to throw like a right Coulson!
by Burge-01 August 15, 2011
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