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Clusterbark 

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"
Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009

clusterfart 

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
clusterfart by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

Clusterfuge 

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.
This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.
Clusterfuge by Whatizhip December 23, 2009

clusterbag 

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.
Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!
clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009

Clusterfrump 

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.
Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!
Clusterfrump by Hypocrash July 9, 2010

Clusterfail 

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.
After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.
Clusterfail by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009