Clusterfail 

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.

After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.

Clusterfail by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009

clusterfail 

When you suddenly, completely, and epicly fail (see epic fail) at EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD for no particular reason, and with no action you could have possibly taken, even if you had known that these events would occur for the entire duration of your mortal existence.

Total extinction of the majority of life on Earth, your girlfriend is cheating on you, and you just learned that Satan has doomed you to reincarnate as a McDonald's cherry pie?

Clusterfail.

clusterfail by Mosher of 603 January 23, 2009

clusterfail 

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

clusterfail by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

clusterfart 

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

clusterfart by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation

What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!

clusterfucilitation by jksurfer September 19, 2009

CLUSTERFIST 

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

CLUSTERFIST by roz March 9, 2005

Clusterfrick 

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

Clusterfrick by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018