The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.
After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.
by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009
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Total extinction of the majority of life on Earth, your girlfriend is cheating on you, and you just learned that Satan has doomed you to reincarnate as a McDonald's cherry pie?
Clusterfail.
Clusterfail.
by Mosher of 603 January 23, 2009
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A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.
That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.
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The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.
It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.
Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.
It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.
Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!
by jksurfer September 19, 2009
Get the clusterfucilitation mug.a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
by roz March 9, 2005
Get the CLUSTERFIST mug.Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.
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