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First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.
After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.
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by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015
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euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.
School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.
by ONGN October 26, 2019
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