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clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.
After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.
by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015
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clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.
School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.
by ONGN October 26, 2019
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South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019
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Clusterfuck

1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.

2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!

2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010
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