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Street's Closed 

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

pools closed 

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'
pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

Another Year Closer! 

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

POOL'S CLOSED 

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.
Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.