closedverse 

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.

Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!

closedverse by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018

Closedverse 

A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.

The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.

The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)

Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3

"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."

Closedverse by Opa Opa February 23, 2023

Closedverse 

Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better

Closedverse by Moltern May 8, 2018

Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.

Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.

Closedverse Dramatica by Opa Opa June 24, 2023

Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.

I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.

Closedverse Dramatica by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018

Closedverse Rehost 

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.

This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.

Closedverse Rehost by Rixys July 26, 2021