cloonk 

alternative pronunciation of clunk

After the action: "Cloonk!"

cloonk by Colm Seeley May 22, 2005

clunk cloonk 

Clunk cloonk is a state of mind one experiences after watching multiple episodes of the office

Bruh I'm clunk cloonk rn

clunk cloonk by Roundthehanging August 18, 2019

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017

Bearded Clooney 

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

Bearded Clooney by gclooney May 26, 2009

Cloont 

Someone who is clueless about how much of a cunt they are.

Lexi: girl I’m not a bully but you is ugly

Taylor: shut the fuck up you cloont and use proper English

Cloont by Vixenne May 30, 2018

clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003