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cloonk by Colm Seeley May 22, 2005
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clunk cloonk 

Clunk cloonk is a state of mind one experiences after watching multiple episodes of the office
Bruh I'm clunk cloonk rn
clunk cloonk by Roundthehanging August 18, 2019
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Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017

Bearded Clooney 

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.
I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.
Bearded Clooney by gclooney May 26, 2009
Someone who is clueless about how much of a cunt they are.
Lexi: girl I’m not a bully but you is ugly

Taylor: shut the fuck up you cloont and use proper English
Cloont by Vixenne May 30, 2018
an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
clonker by paul C November 4, 2003
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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