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The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.
_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!
by dscaberboy October 24, 2004
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The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.
"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."
by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009
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A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.
Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.
by Strafus June 24, 2007
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Clooney as in George Clooney.
A So So Tv actor of 80's,90's who suddenly someone thought belongs on the Big Screen
Has won an Oscar,But the majority of his movies are B.O. Poision and yet the mother fucker keeps acting
Known to make movies Only* he * wants to see

The older Ben Afflack,only marginally more talented..but barely
"Dude,Let's go See Men who Stare At Goats"

Dude#2:"Fuck dat,I don't wanna see dat shit it's A CLOONEY"
by SexySADY December 15, 2011
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A blunt rolled with a swisher sweet. Also called a George Clooney when two blunts are connected to form a b legit.
"Come over to my place and we'll twist up a fat clooney and chill."
by Vegawrap January 17, 2009
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