clooney

A blunt rolled with a swisher sweet. Also called a George Clooney when two blunts are connected to form a b legit.

"Come over to my place and we'll twist up a fat clooney and chill."

by Vegawrap January 17, 2009

clooney

steve lee

clooney is the perfect man.

by who else April 28, 2003

clooney

simon couth the man the ledge

by JIMBO + ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

Clooney

The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.

_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!

by dscaberboy October 25, 2004

Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

by GorgeousGeorge April 09, 2013

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE July 17, 2013

Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.

"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009