Cloont

Someone who is clueless about how much of a cunt they are.

Lexi: girl I’m not a bully but you is ugly

Taylor: shut the fuck up you cloont and use proper English

by Vixenne May 30, 2018

Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

by Fatterry November 24, 2017

ColonTapps

a sexual predator :o

Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._.

by Yammins March 6, 2007

Noggin Clontith

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”

Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.

by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019

Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009