In the Library: "Where can I find 'Bitchette Jones' Diary' and 'Slags in the City'?"
Librarian: "They're in the
Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your
vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring
bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."