clitpit

The retarded brother of mosh pits. Instead of running at each other or pushing most of the time they just jump. Usually found at rap/edm shows.

Person 1: that mosh at the marshmallow concert was so brutal!!!!’
Person 2: nah dude, that was a fucking clitpit

by NuclearWaste September 24, 2020

ClitPit

The patch of pubic hair that is intentionally left long right above the penis shaft. This is left to pad a womans clit when riding.

I'm so glad you left a clitpit, whenyou shave your pubes it's like sandpaper.

by Longstockwell September 25, 2020

clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

by The Four Pulses of the Apocalypse November 3, 2005

Clittityclick

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.

I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.

by clitring July 25, 2009

clittit

The act of rubbing ones tit into the aroused clit of a female.

Hopefully 2 females but an overweight male could concievably perform this erotic at.

Dude the other day I saw two girls performing a clittit, I immediately blew my load in my pants.

by ey1383 October 5, 2007

Clippit

the annoying paper clip of microsoft progreams that asks you annoying questions when you dont need help

clippit: i see you are writing a suicide note. can i help?

by Paul Cook November 23, 2004

clitlit

erotic fiction (mostly aimed at women)

a play on words from chick-lit

'have you read the latest black lace clitlit?'

by Alisiemar February 3, 2010