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The patch of pubic hair that is intentionally left long right above the penis shaft. This is left to pad a womans clit when riding.
I'm so glad you left a clitpit, whenyou shave your pubes it's like sandpaper.
ClitPit by Longstockwell September 25, 2020
Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.
Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

Clittityclick 

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.
I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.
Clittityclick by clitring July 25, 2009
The act of rubbing ones tit into the aroused clit of a female.

Hopefully 2 females but an overweight male could concievably perform this erotic at.
Dude the other day I saw two girls performing a clittit, I immediately blew my load in my pants.
clittit by ey1383 October 5, 2007
the annoying paper clip of microsoft progreams that asks you annoying questions when you dont need help
clippit: i see you are writing a suicide note. can i help?
Clippit by Paul Cook November 23, 2004
erotic fiction (mostly aimed at women)

a play on words from chick-lit
'have you read the latest black lace clitlit?'
clitlit by Alisiemar February 3, 2010
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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