clititis

A disease which creates an endless appetite in the search for the clit. A ruinous disease as we all know they are searching for something that doesn't exist.

Where's Bobby? I haven't seen him since he got clititis.

by Crankyjunior April 4, 2022

Cliticise

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.

Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.

by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

by PatBen22 February 21, 2014

cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.

Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."

by CS_Pro May 4, 2014

Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.

"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."

by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017

Clitiris

When a girl called Iris is being annoying.

You are being such a clitiris.

by NameJeff_mk2 February 23, 2018

cliticisme

"Cliticisme"

When a female is unnecessarily critical towards a male based on gender & criticizes what you do entirely based on the fact you are a man & not on a constructive of factual basis of what you have said done or created.

A 'Cliticisme' can only be given by a female against a man.

Sandy Cliticised Tom when she said he was a terrible man driver therefore she was airing a Cliticisme

by The WMD January 2, 2025