clititis
A disease which creates an endless appetite in the search for the clit. A ruinous disease as we all know they are searching for something that doesn't exist.
clititis by Crankyjunior April 4, 2022
Words you can keep
Cliticise
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
Cliticise by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010
Related Words
Constructive Clitisism
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
cliticism
Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Cuntstructive Cliticism
When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
Cuntstructive Cliticism by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
Clitiris
Clitiris by NameJeff_mk2 February 23, 2018
cliticisme
"Cliticisme"
When a female is unnecessarily critical towards a male based on gender & criticizes what you do entirely based on the fact you are a man & not on a constructive of factual basis of what you have said done or created.
A 'Cliticisme' can only be given by a female against a man.
When a female is unnecessarily critical towards a male based on gender & criticizes what you do entirely based on the fact you are a man & not on a constructive of factual basis of what you have said done or created.
A 'Cliticisme' can only be given by a female against a man.
Sandy Cliticised Tom when she said he was a terrible man driver therefore she was airing a Cliticisme
cliticisme by The WMD January 2, 2025
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!