clititis
A disease which creates an endless appetite in the search for the clit. A ruinous disease as we all know they are searching for something that doesn't exist.
clititis by Crankyjunior April 4, 2022
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Cliticise
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
Cliticise by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010
Related Words
Constructive Clitisism
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
cliticism
Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Cuntstructive Cliticism
When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
Cuntstructive Cliticism by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
Clitiris
Clitiris by NameJeff_mk2 February 23, 2018
cliticisme
"Cliticisme"
When a female is unnecessarily critical towards a male based on gender & criticizes what you do entirely based on the fact you are a man & not on a constructive of factual basis of what you have said done or created.
A 'Cliticisme' can only be given by a female against a man.
When a female is unnecessarily critical towards a male based on gender & criticizes what you do entirely based on the fact you are a man & not on a constructive of factual basis of what you have said done or created.
A 'Cliticisme' can only be given by a female against a man.
Sandy Cliticised Tom when she said he was a terrible man driver therefore she was airing a Cliticisme
cliticisme by The WMD January 2, 2025
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