clitie

A perjorative for clitoris.

"Why won't Alisha show her clitie?"

"Poppy wanted to get a taste of the clitie, but the brown turned down his incestuous advances."

by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

Cities: Skylines

A game that's better than SimCity 2013 (without the disasters, unfortunately).

Fran: "Yo, the new SimCity game was so fucked up."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."

by ShutUpImMe June 6, 2016

Cliterference

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.

We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

prison cities

Future California cities, walled-in by razor-wire, that become the de facto prisons to house the ever burgeoning prison population that fuels the state economy.

Some of the prison cities we’ve been to are really fun; Anaheim is surely the best because of Disneyland!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 15, 2019