Cliteracy

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.

In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

Cliteracy

The art of being knowledgeable and skilled in the workings and details of female anatomy.

Noun: Cliteracy, cliterature
Adjectives: Cliterate (opposite - icliterate)
Verb: to cliterate

Nick: I managed to find her G-spot while stimulating her clitoris and caressing her left breast, resulting in my near drowning in cum.

Andrew: Respect! Your cliteracy levels have increased. You have been indulging in much cliterature.

knowledgeable skilled literate sex female squirt

by Captain Squirt October 31, 2010

cliteracy

1. The quality or state of being cliterate, especially the ability to navigate the clitoris based on an understanding that it is fundamental to the female orgasm.

2. Fluency in clinguistics. A person well versed in clinguistic pedagogy.

3. Epistemic grasp of the precise anatomy, function, complexity, and internal and external scale of the clitoris discovered by Dr. Helen O'Connell in 1998.

4. The applied knowledge that female orgasms are not a happenstance, rather they are easily and predictably created with a basic understanding of female sexual anatomy

5. Far from a "little hill" as its Greek derived name kleitoris implies, the clitoris is more like a mountain, easily ten times bigger than the average person realises.

Tom wasn't lying when he said he had cliteracy. He made his girlfriend orgasm back-to-back!

by unknownsoup October 21, 2018

Cliteracy

The ability to locate and identify the clitoris

The cliteracy rate in males is abyssmal

by spacephil March 16, 2018

Cliteracy

To be well versed in all things clitoral. To possess an oral mastery of the clitoris, implying a much deeper knowledge than the ability to merely find it.

At first I wasn't sure things would work out with Charlie, but his cliteracy won me over.

by Powersnatch June 26, 2018

cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020