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clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.
I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!
clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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clerical errorRoar

is it a clerical error?

it turned me schizophernic to anyone i or e cares for

the bomb blew up in front of einsteins eyes, making him thijnk he was a indian at 1/4 percent. only a person taken over by the cunts at 3rd grade and was a master at the card MEMORY GMAE. would believe he was einstein, he doesn't even now what the guy looked like, he just said he never talked.

32 milligrams of vyvanse and 10 of lexapro, would give anyone onethat solves that puzzle the peace prize.
'bra ra, pretty sure it was a clerical error because they would have to have is cia profile' or he would have grown up in the cia safe house er ra. must have been a clerical errorRoar'
clerical errorRoar by elvinra March 1, 2013

Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy 

In an MMO, the refusal on the part of the cleric/healer to heal someone that consistently screws up.

Also see: Law of Meatshield Apathy, and Law of Crowd Control Apathy.
The warlock that kept breaking CC became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy.

The rogue that only cared about his dps, and continually grabbed aggro from the tank became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

Clericalism 

(n.) Unrestrained and duplicitous homosexual activity.
"Sexual abuse is not about sex, it is about 'clericalism'." - Cardinal Blase Cupich

"Saying that 'No' to abuse means an emphatic ‘No’ to all forms of clericalism.” - Pope Francis

Cardinal Theodore McCarrick liked to 'clerical' seminarians at his beach house on the Jersey Shore.
Clericalism by J. Collins September 4, 2018

Anti-Clericalism 

Anti-Clericalism is defined by opposing clericals and the societal influence of organized religion in both governmental and public affairs. This differs from being anti-religious since you can just oppose organized religion but not religious practices themselves, and not all anti-clericals are atheists.
Anti-clericalism has been practiced by both religious people and anti-religious people, such as during the protestant reformation during Europe or in state atheist countries like the USSR.
Anti-Clericalism by Kelmeer23 June 6, 2023

clericalise 

(v). A euphemistic term for homosexual male rape.
Father Bernard just clericalised the new altar boy.
clericalise by former_altar_boy February 18, 2019

clerkicalism 

Big enterprises are dominated by all kinds of clerks around. Especially, if one tries to change something or even to innovate, "clerks" stick to their procedures, programmes, rules, processes, and methods. In this this sense, clerks are the enemies of change and innovation. This whole picture is expressed be "clerkicalism", the "empire of clerks".
The biggest issue of innovation in a large organization is clerkicalism.
clerkicalism by wildduck January 10, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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