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(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam
Cledge by walrus face November 20, 2010
Related Words
cledgy • cleggy • Clergy • Cledge • cledwyn • Chedgy • Credgy • cedgy • Cleddy • cledgar

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
clergy fingered by YAWA March 14, 2018
One of the coolest guys you will ever meet.
"Have you seen Cledwyn? That guys the best!"
Cledwyn by anonymous July 9, 2021
If someone is cringy and edgy at the same time.

-Jawto 2k18
XxX_ICutMyself_XxX said:"Oh boy i wished my Minecraft Girlfriend didn't left me(Cringy), now i have to kill myself(Edgy)." =Credgy
Credgy by Jawto June 1, 2018
preists and other church members gathering for an orgy
there’s is a clergy happening at my church should we go gal!
clergy by anonymous October 9, 2021
To become a priest. Bishop, Pope, ect.
study for clergy
Clergy by cedwidit January 22, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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