clawshake

n. An unwelcome handshake in which one person is grasped awkwardly as if in a raptor’s talons.

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Did you see the clawshake Trudeau gave Biden yesterday? Awkward!

by gnostic3 February 10, 2023

clamshake

a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,

Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.

by josies pussycat May 12, 2009

CLASSHATES

Classmates that you can't stand because they ask annoying questions just before class is scheduled to end.

Several of my classhates were driving me crazy yesterday. They started asking stupid questions about the lecture material minutues before the class was scheduled to end.

by Thesearemypeople November 5, 2013

Clashaverserie

Clashaverserie is the month by month anniversary you have been clashing with your clanmates on Clash of Clans.

Wow, matey! Do you believe it's our 1 month Clashaverserie already?

by StarClasher March 31, 2015

clitshake

If you put your palm on the clit of a girl and move it around, it's called a clit shake:)

Clitshake is kinda a weird term, but it makes good sense.

by vinegarbacon June 30, 2015

catshake

a beverage created from the remains of a recently deceased cat.

to create this fine drink, one needs:

1 dead cat

a compass

place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)

after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.

after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.

best enjoyed with fish, or cheese

person 1: my boss is coming over in two weeks time. what can i serve him?

person 2: what about a catshake?

person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...

by catshakeking October 26, 2009

Crawshawed

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.

I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016