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clawshake 

n. An unwelcome handshake in which one person is grasped awkwardly as if in a raptor’s talons.

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Did you see the clawshake Trudeau gave Biden yesterday? Awkward!
clawshake by gnostic3 February 10, 2023
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clamshake 

a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,
Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.
clamshake by josies pussycat May 12, 2009

CLASSHATES 

Classmates that you can't stand because they ask annoying questions just before class is scheduled to end.
Several of my classhates were driving me crazy yesterday. They started asking stupid questions about the lecture material minutues before the class was scheduled to end.
CLASSHATES by Thesearemypeople November 5, 2013

Clashaverserie 

Clashaverserie is the month by month anniversary you have been clashing with your clanmates on Clash of Clans.
Wow, matey! Do you believe it's our 1 month Clashaverserie already?
Clashaverserie by StarClasher March 31, 2015

clitshake 

If you put your palm on the clit of a girl and move it around, it's called a clit shake:)
Clitshake is kinda a weird term, but it makes good sense.
clitshake by vinegarbacon June 30, 2015

catshake 

a beverage created from the remains of a recently deceased cat.

to create this fine drink, one needs:

1 dead cat

a compass

place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)

after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.

after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.

best enjoyed with fish, or cheese
person 1: my boss is coming over in two weeks time. what can i serve him?

person 2: what about a catshake?

person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...
catshake by catshakeking October 26, 2009

Crawshawed 

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.
I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.
Crawshawed by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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