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Crawshawed 

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.
I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.
Crawshawed by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016
Words you can keep
A freaking dumbass negro from Africa who pretends he's a little white boy
That nick Crawshaw just got killed in a concentration camp
crawshaw by #wierdo January 15, 2017
he kid who started the Christchurch earthquake he broke tectonic plates.
oh that u asher Crawshaw the kid who fell into the bush and cause the christchurch earthquake
crawshaw by hi im theibis October 2, 2019

crenshawed 

when they choose a guy with a wife and a kid instead of a perfect guy
damn! he just got crenshawed by his girlfriend.
crenshawed by jkelykm August 16, 2022

Crenshawed 

To expel vomit or liquids explosively.
"Dude, what a crazy night!"

"Yeah man, that chick Crenshawed everywhere!"

Crankshawed 

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart
I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me
Crankshawed by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

Crawshaw Academy 

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.
the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes
Crawshaw Academy by Georgia084 December 14, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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