2PairsO'Pants's definitions

Crawshawed

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.

I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

Mathered

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016