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catshake

a beverage created from the remains of a recently deceased cat.

to create this fine drink, one needs:

1 dead cat

a compass

place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)

after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.

after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.

best enjoyed with fish, or cheese
person 1: my boss is coming over in two weeks time. what can i serve him?

person 2: what about a catshake?

person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...
by catshakeking October 26, 2009
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The coolest cat to play xbox live with ever. Also the #1 real life trickshooter. Also he is famous on youtube, and matt greggo is an ass.
"Did you see CatsMakeMeHappys new video, he hit a 720 on his neighbors dog"
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