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clamshail 

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable
I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.
clamshail by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020

Clamhawker 

Clamhawker - one who sells their vagina for sex, or is happy to sleep with any old prick.
'No-one would have sex with me until the ugly old boiler next door offered me her vag...she's a real clamhawker...'
Clamhawker by Spaceoreo July 28, 2009

clambake 

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.
I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.
clambake by Dr. Matthew February 17, 2009

Jamaican clambake 

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.
When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!
Jamaican clambake by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.
Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.
Dwarf Clambake by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

CLASSHATES 

Classmates that you can't stand because they ask annoying questions just before class is scheduled to end.
Several of my classhates were driving me crazy yesterday. They started asking stupid questions about the lecture material minutues before the class was scheduled to end.
CLASSHATES by Thesearemypeople November 5, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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