clarktard

Someone who thinks they know it all. Someone that is controlling and very loud!

clark + tard = clarktard

That clarktard of a boss was being an ass today at work.

clarktard by Heather Shadetree February 13, 2014

Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.

I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

Chartardo by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009

cardtard 

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

cardtard by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

clicktard 

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

clicktard by flaggg March 3, 2009

Claytard 

Someon who is One-hundred times dumber than retarded. They are people who honestly believe he/she is right, but are factually and scientifically proven wrong.

Its a 120 degrees Fahrenheit outside, of course that frozen H20 is gonna melt it melts at 32 F you Claytard!

Claytard by ScientificStreet knowledge November 20, 2017

Cartard 

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

Cartard by DanHalen August 21, 2013

cracktard 

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.

"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."

cracktard by bad daddy April 13, 2005