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Claptard 

British slang
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.
My neighbours are a bunch of Tory claptards.

George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.
Claptard by batmans_arse April 17, 2020
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claptard 

karen is a claptard
claptard by ᔕIᔕ November 6, 2019
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Claptard 

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.
The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.
Claptard by nikmet October 17, 2009
One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded
My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.
craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Claytard 

Someon who is One-hundred times dumber than retarded. They are people who honestly believe he/she is right, but are factually and scientifically proven wrong.
Its a 120 degrees Fahrenheit outside, of course that frozen H20 is gonna melt it melts at 32 F you Claytard!
Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.
eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."
CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008
n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
captard by Dirry July 7, 2005
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