caretarded 

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

caretarded by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

cutetarded

a very attractive person who one friend doesnt like and makes fun of. they are VERY VERY gorgeous. just making that clear.

frank is cutetarded:DD

cutetarded by wowyourcute May 5, 2010

cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

castarded by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

CBREtarded 

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty. it's like stupid thinking outside the box, finding inventive new ways to be moronic.

ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was CBREtarded

CBREtarded by Ashley St. Claire March 13, 2003