clarkin' 

The combination of talking with a lisp, dressing like you are from San francisco, and walking on the backs of others to get ahead.

Wow he is clarkin' so hard his knees are dirty, i hope he atleast got a pay raise.

clarkin' by The Master Don May 1, 2016

clarkin' 

being a geek,no sense of what's real,no style,a nerd.

what you clarkin' fo' foo'? That honey don't dig you.

clarkin' by Nunya' Bidnez August 14, 2003

Clarkin' It 

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

wowww, stop clarkin' it

Clarkin' It by yohomie!!!imsweeet May 19, 2011

Clarkin' It 

To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).

"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"

Clarkin' It by Scotty Bolton October 28, 2007

clarkie 

New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”

man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.

clarkie by longpussy July 18, 2020

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021