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clarkin' 

being a geek,no sense of what's real,no style,a nerd.
what you clarkin' fo' foo'? That honey don't dig you.
clarkin' by Nunya' Bidnez August 14, 2003

Clarkin' It 

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

Clarkin' It 

To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).
"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"
Clarkin' It by Scotty Bolton October 28, 2007
New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”
man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.
clarkie by longpussy July 18, 2020
The act of pestering or Stalking a person

A person can also be a "charker" if they have done something impeccably stupid. but it is usually not used in this sense unless there stupidity has been an annoyance.
ay, stop charkin on me!

your such a charker

dont be charkin
Charkin by Dougie#2 November 14, 2010
Female version of a Blumpkin. When a woman is recieving Oral Sex while defacating. There are 2 known versions of the Clamkin, the Manhattan and New England styles. The Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) takes place during a "certain" time of the month, while the New England Clamkin takes place after the male counterpart ejaculates into or onto the female's vagina.
I was suprised that Matt liked giving Clamkins, now I can't go to the bathroom without him.
clamkin by J-Bone & C-Note October 1, 2007
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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