clarkie 

New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”

man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.

clarkie by longpussy July 18, 2020

Clarkie 

The generic student at Clark University.

Likes:
Bob Marley/neon posters/Sublime/anything weed related
Sitting on the grass
Chillin'
Tea
Mason jars

Dislikes:
Shoes
Hair cuts
The man

"Some white girl just told me that she understands the worlds race/social/globalization problems while holding her iPhone"
"Ah, must've been a Clarkie!"

Clarkie by iwonderwhathappenedtocindy June 11, 2009

Clarkie 

(n) A student at Clark University.

Two Holy Cross guys and a Clarkie walk into a bar...

Clarkie by KazamaSmokers January 26, 2008

Clarkie 

A very very hippie-emo-human- no bullshit-non ignorant conservative vegetarian. The best person you will ever.
Dressed like a hobo and personally doesn't care. Loves her Doc Martins!

Takes no bullshit. If you want to loose your fingers just make her listen to rap.
Seriously.
Does not like pizza face.Walking Down William St. is a negative.
If you are a long hairred hippie...You're lucky it's what Clarkie's into.

"Hey Rob Pattinson, i just met this conservative vegetarian who hates rap!"
"No friggin way man! You Met Clarkie!"
"Hellsz Yea man!"

Clarkie by ChinaBear December 24, 2008

Clarkie 

Clarkie is the best she is nice cute and shy Clarkie will do anything to make you feel good she might not think she is cute but she is and she will never realize it if you find a Clarkie hold on to her because she will be there for you in and out

Clarkie is the best

Clarkie by TheBubbleNugget January 24, 2020

Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016