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Eric Clapton 

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC
Eric Clapton by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.
clapton by busterboner August 28, 2009
to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.
Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.
Clapton by Baron Crane July 2, 2006
Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god
....Clapton is god.....
clapton by henry cannabis August 11, 2006

clempton park scene 

A music scene that emerged out of the Clempton Park area of inner south-western sydney in mid 2007. The scene is known for its aesthetical qualities among other things. DJ's tend to play naked to no audience in order to attain a sense of spiritual enlightenment through long solitary hours dancing naked to hard dance music. It was developed and coined by DJ EQ.
Clempton Park Scene DJ - "hey man I'm gunna be dj'ing in my room tonight, and no you can't come over because its a solitary journey of spiritual enlightenment one can only attain whilst one is confined to ones own presence and the energy of the music that he can whole heartedly focus on and thus connect with"
clempton park scene by storkman January 17, 2008