Clampongus

While it might sound like the name of a mushroom, most definitely because of the similarity between '-pongus' and 'fungus', clampongus is a term used to belittle someone, similar to idiot or moron. Most commonly used when a person has done something reckless or risky.

Disembodied head touches the orb
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.

Clampongus by inar February 3, 2023

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You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

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clampungus

a fucking retarded simp who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

(bro 1) i hear Jerry's a clampungus , we're gonna need to put him down.

clampungus by DM2724 May 7, 2020

Clampong

1. Person who did something wrong, misunderstood something.
2. Person who touched the Orb

1. Joe, that's an H, not the G, you clampong!
2. Joe, have you touched the orb? That's disgusting, you damn clampong!

Clampong by Pineapples? Anyone? February 23, 2021

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chamongus

The biggest, sussiest chungus in the entire history of skeld.

Person 1 "That must be the most Chamongus imposter ever!"
Person 2 "I know man! Super sussy!"

chamongus by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre July 18, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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