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Clampongus

While it might sound like the name of a mushroom, most definitely because of the similarity between '-pongus' and 'fungus', clampongus is a term used to belittle someone, similar to idiot or moron. Most commonly used when a person has done something reckless or risky.
Disembodied head touches the orb
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.
Clampongus by inar February 3, 2023
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You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

clampungus 

a fucking retarded simp who thinks he knows what he's talking about.
(bro 1) i hear Jerry's a clampungus , we're gonna need to put him down.
clampungus by DM2724 May 7, 2020

Clampong 

1. Person who did something wrong, misunderstood something.
2. Person who touched the Orb
1. Joe, that's an H, not the G, you clampong!
2. Joe, have you touched the orb? That's disgusting, you damn clampong!
Clampong by Pineapples? Anyone? February 23, 2021

chamongus 

The biggest, sussiest chungus in the entire history of skeld.
Person 1 "That must be the most Chamongus imposter ever!"
Person 2 "I know man! Super sussy!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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