Clampion

GIANT SPIDER WITH SCORPION LIKE PINCHERS. VERY DANGEROUS. it has 8 hairy legs, 8 eyes and 2 very large very poisonous scorpion like pinchers. About the size of a king crab but larger. The hair on this beast is skin peircing and is also poisonous. it is poisonous to all senses. EXCEPT TASTE it is a known FACT that if you are lucky or CRAZY enough to get your tounge close enough to the body of this beast it is rumord to be the best drug known to man kind. Cousin to the tranchula and nephew of the scorpion. Known and bread to protect cows from milk stealers and hoarders. Living conditions consists of basements, barns, bushes, tall grass and the amazon. they usually travel alone but they are known to travel in gigantic clusters wich are almost impossible to fight off.

I was going to get milk form the cow but the clampions ran up on me and I had to run away

by mikkz December 18, 2010

gold star champion

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Champions Club

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

matt champion

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.

"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018

championized

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.

After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."

by JSharkey September 28, 2006

Jack Champion

The Golden Retriever Boy Jack Champion ♡. A 18 year old who appears in the movie "Avatar" as "Spider", and as we probably most know him from the sequel "Scream VI" as the famous "Ethan Landry ♡". Jack Champion is an absolute sweetheart! He will literally immediately put a smile to your face with his positive energy, dorky hilarious humor and his amazing top tier dance moves!🕺And don't even get me started with how undeniably handsome the boy is! With his pretty smile, his dark brown curly hair, toned muscular body, hypnotizing gorgeous chocolate brown eyes will leave you utterly speechless!

Girl 1 : " I so wish I could meet Jack Champion he seems so sweet! And he's sooo handsome"🤭
Girl 2 : "Yeah me too! It would be my dream!!😻

by Iheartethanlandryy March 25, 2023