busterboner's definitions

duey

a slang term for a DUI (driving under the influence) or DWI (driving while intoxicated) over the limit of 0.08 (in most states) or higher-blood alcohol content by breath-a-lyzer machine and/or a failed field sobriety (coordination) test administered by the police officer pulling over a suspect.

dude, come bail me out of jail because I got busted with a duey coming home from the rock concert!

by busterboner November 3, 2010

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

gymstar

a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.

Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.

by busterboner October 21, 2009

knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010