busterboner's definitions

to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.

That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.

by busterboner August 31, 2009

scrotilia

the lower portion of a man's external private parts.

Bobby took one off of the scrotilia playing shortstop in the baseball game today.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

gymstar

a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.

Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.

by busterboner October 21, 2009

knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

by busterboner September 30, 2009

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010

duey

a slang term for a DUI (driving under the influence) or DWI (driving while intoxicated) over the limit of 0.08 (in most states) or higher-blood alcohol content by breath-a-lyzer machine and/or a failed field sobriety (coordination) test administered by the police officer pulling over a suspect.

dude, come bail me out of jail because I got busted with a duey coming home from the rock concert!

by busterboner November 3, 2010