clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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gymstar

a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.
Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.
by busterboner October 21, 2009
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Bar-B-Q

Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.
I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?
by busterboner September 06, 2009
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tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.
Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.
by busterboner February 08, 2010
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seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
by busterboner September 04, 2009
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