busterboner's definitions

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010

sneedertweeder

Someone that tries to look (sneak a peek) at your twitter comments or other blods as you are typing them to someone else.

It's pissing me off that the guy next to me on the plane kept being a sneedertweeder.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

scrotilia

the lower portion of a man's external private parts.

Bobby took one off of the scrotilia playing shortstop in the baseball game today.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

free-bunker

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.

I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

by busterboner August 28, 2009