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City Idiot (A city employee who can’t preform basic job tasks).
Look at that garbage truck driver, they are driving with the rear door open and trash is blowing out! What a Cityiot!
Cityiot by Classic Tex April 13, 2023
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Cityiot Proof

To simplify a task or equipment so that a city employee can understand how to complete their task. See Cityiot definition.
We better Cityiot Proof. it put a instruction sticker on that button to explain exactly how to start the truck or they won’t figure it out.
Cityiot Proof by Classic Tex April 13, 2023
A city dweller that has no instinct or simple reasoning.
That citiot just walked straight out into traffic
Citiot by wallville September 14, 2009
Pronounced City It

Here in our rural river community we have many friends from the larger metropolitan area that love to visit us on the weekends. Their ignorance of everything rural; from not being able to hold their alcohol, turning the canoes over, to casting their fishing lines into the trees prompts us to affectionately but mockingly dub them "cityits"
Country fella sitting next on the river bank fishing next to his cousin from the city and asks: "What kind of bait are you using?"

The cousin brings out a fancy package his plastic bait was purchased in while the country cousin squishes a worm on to his own line.

He laughs to himself as he realizes his cousin is a cityit.
Cityit by Andy Good Ole Boy Yates September 11, 2010

city-iot 

An Idiot from the city that does stupid city things in rural areas.
Look at that city-iot putting snow chains on in the middle of the hyway, what an idiot!!

OMG, those city-iots that leave food in there car, don't they know this is bear country and bears will break into there car for the food.
city-iot by Tahoe August 5, 2005
Citiots are a group of idoits who go to small towns and or camping for the reason of entertainment. They often stand around kissing on the sidewalk blocking the door to the post office or god knows what. They act as if there is nothing else in the world but them, they are in there enviroment but rarely really interact with it. They mostly after lighting are the second most couse of forrest fires.
The worse thing Citiots can do are build a resort in a small mountain town. This can destroy the economy for the town and lead to business and people leaving the once small town of less then 3,000 people.

It put stress on the few public services that the small town people have like. Water Treatment, The Garbage Dump and Schools.

This Example is taken from a first hand account of what happen in Rosyln, WA home of The Brick, A TV show that in my regaurds is not worth commenting on.
Citiots by Inimicus May 5, 2007