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Citiots are a group of idoits who go to small towns and or camping for the reason of entertainment. They often stand around kissing on the sidewalk blocking the door to the post office or god knows what. They act as if there is nothing else in the world but them, they are in there enviroment but rarely really interact with it. They mostly after lighting are the second most couse of forrest fires.

The worse thing Citiots can do are build a resort in a small mountain town. This can destroy the economy for the town and lead to business and people leaving the once small town of less then 3,000 people.

It put stress on the few public services that the small town people have like. Water Treatment, The Garbage Dump and Schools.

This Example is taken from a first hand account of what happen in Rosyln, WA home of The Brick, A TV show that in my regaurds is not worth commenting on.
Citiots by Inimicus May 5, 2007
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three citiots 

a TV show created by osla about three friends named phil (Freddie potts) Freddy (noah sudell) Oscar (Oscar Byrne) and gary (Tom chapman-fox) who live in new york
Jim: hey did you watch the new three citiots episode
joe: how did you get in my house?
three citiots by oscarbyrne1 September 7, 2021
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A city dweller that has no instinct or simple reasoning.
That citiot just walked straight out into traffic
Citiot by wallville September 14, 2009
More commonly from New York City, citiots venture out to their summer homes in the Hamptons from Memorial Day to Labor Day. They usually have fancy cars and are usually wealthy. They drive like they own the place, and they walk around town and in stores like they own them too. Citiots are very snobbish. See also snob
Mom did you see that citiot cut me off at the stop sign?

Wow, that citiot just cut in front of me!
Citiot by cheesemonsta August 24, 2008
People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.
Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!

Sun Citiot 

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.
Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.
Sun Citiot by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
an idiot from the city
you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot
citiot by smitty April 28, 2004
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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