city-iot

An Idiot from the city that does stupid city things in rural areas.

Look at that city-iot putting snow chains on in the middle of the hyway, what an idiot!!

OMG, those city-iots that leave food in there car, don't they know this is bear country and bears will break into there car for the food.

by Tahoe August 5, 2005

city-iot

Anyone who comes into the city on weeknights and weekends from the suburbs. They don't know how to drive in city traffic, don't know where anything is located, and dine and shop at all the same resturants that they could have found back home in suburbia. Because of their urban ineptitude, cause city dwellers much frustration and angst.

Some fucking city-iot nearly ran me over today since they forgot that there are pedestrians in the city.

The city-iot broke three traffic laws just to get a spot in front of the Starbucks.

by Eric in NE April 13, 2006

cityiot

A stereotypical idiot from the city. Usually loud mouthed and rude.

"There are a lot of cityiots coming to the beach for vacation." or "That guy who honked at me was such an cityiot!"

by simon00023 June 19, 2009

Cityiot

City Idiot (A city employee who can’t preform basic job tasks).

Look at that garbage truck driver, they are driving with the rear door open and trash is blowing out! What a Cityiot!

by Classic Tex April 13, 2023

Cityiot Proof

To simplify a task or equipment so that a city employee can understand how to complete their task. See Cityiot definition.

We better Cityiot Proof. it put a instruction sticker on that button to explain exactly how to start the truck or they won’t figure it out.

by Classic Tex April 13, 2023