Barrie resident: Damn, what’s with all the garbage
on the beach?
Wasaga Beach resident: Dude it was a weekend in Wasaga, the citiots were here...
or
Wasaga Beach resident: Shit did you see that citiot flying down Mosley doing 140?
Wasaga Beach resident 2: Nah that wasn’t a citiot, that was a Collingwood kid.
or
Kid: Mom!! What’s all that noise it’s 2 am i’m
trying to sleep!
Mom: It’s the citiots outside hunny! They’re drunk and lighting fireworks and
running around! Don’t worry the summer will pass.