Citiot

A city dweller that has no instinct or simple reasoning.

That citiot just walked straight out into traffic

by wallville September 14, 2009

Citiot

More commonly from New York City, citiots venture out to their summer homes in the Hamptons from Memorial Day to Labor Day. They usually have fancy cars and are usually wealthy. They drive like they own the place, and they walk around town and in stores like they own them too. Citiots are very snobbish. See also snob

Mom did you see that citiot cut me off at the stop sign?

Wow, that citiot just cut in front of me!

by cheesemonsta August 24, 2008

citiot

People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.

Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!

by I EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST. March 28, 2009

citiot

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

by smitty April 28, 2004

citiot

urban or suburban dweller with no common sense, clue or concept of reality; expects the police to "protect" them; believes in dialing 911 rather than arming themselves to protect their home or property even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled numerous times that the police are not there to protect us due to liability reasons; wants law enforcement to disarm the populace because they're too cowardly to take back their own streets and communities from drug dealers and gang bangers; thinks their food comes from the supermarket and wouldn't hurt a little furry creature; sees nothing but concrete and asphalt all day and thus believes "environmental" propaganda that leads to destruction of private property rights and rural lifestyles; donates money to "environmental" and "conservation" groups who ultimately want to destroy all property rights including those of city and suburban dwellers; have never seen a new freedom or Liberty destroying law that they don't like because it will make them "feel" safer; would vote for the devil himself if he promised to A. send them a govt. check, B. soothe their false conscience by electing someone to hire someone to stick a gun in their neighbor's face because they claim they feel sorry for someone else, C. make them feel "safe" by disarming their neighbors who do have the courage to defend their own lives and property; believes all the stereotypical propaganda they've ever heard about gun totin' four-wheel-drive ownin' rednecks.

That map of presidential election results in 2002 showed clearly that the citiots overwhelmingly supported Al Gore while the rural people, who still have some common sense and values, voted for Dubya.

by Barry Bright December 29, 2003

Citiot

A modern-day term for Village Idiot.

Tom is out local Citiot

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Citiot

Often used by residents of tourist areas in Ontario Canada to refer to city people from the GTA who come to their towns and have zero regard for the residents, nature and life in the town.

Barrie resident: Damn, what’s with all the garbage on the beach?

Wasaga Beach resident: Dude it was a weekend in Wasaga, the citiots were here...

or

Wasaga Beach resident: Shit did you see that citiot flying down Mosley doing 140?

Wasaga Beach resident 2: Nah that wasn’t a citiot, that was a Collingwood kid.

or

Kid: Mom!! What’s all that noise it’s 2 am i’m trying to sleep!

Mom: It’s the citiots outside hunny! They’re drunk and lighting fireworks and running around! Don’t worry the summer will pass.

by Wasaga-guy September 23, 2020